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princess valhalla hawkwind would not have clapped also.

I mean, I’ll say it again because I just don’t understand.... what’s the difference between this and Milihellen? Why did we get rid of it? /sigh

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

she lowkey sucks

I have a very serious crush on him and have a lot of not so great feelings about the idea of him playing dads.

CJ CREGG FOR PRESIDENT

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

The-Dream is criminally underrated. His Love trilogy of albums are classics, and I’m so grateful that he continues to be a frequent Kanye collaborator.

And why don’t those damn kids get off my lawn?! And what’s a “Moonlight” anyway?!

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How was Hell Or High Water a morality play”? It was a heist film at best. A cliche heist film. It was the Gecko brothers minus the sexual assault and vampires. Go on, guess how a film about two brothers, where one is normal and the other is psychotic go on a bank robbing spree to get enough money to save the ranch

I loved that movie. These idiots know NOTHING!

from the interview: “The Lobster was interesting but a little bit weird for me”

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you

Aww look at all of William’s hair!

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I totally remember that Cosby show episode:

When life gives you Plemmons, make Plemonade is my motto!