I’m disappointed that the Commander and Serena Joy are so young and attractive.

Ooh, I’ll bet she has to use both of her facial expressions for this role.

She’s going to ruin The Handmaid’s Tale. I’m disappointed. She’s going to stiffly mumble-squeak her way through all of Ofglen’s dialogue.

I’m hoping it’s Kirk’s or something, to shake things up.

Pedantic nerd moment: Not all LARP is medieval or fantasy based. There are some set in the old west, in the present-day, and there’s a large network across North America that does a post-apocalyptic zombie setting, called Dystopia Rising (my personal favourite, because I have no patience for elves or vampires). But…

Sorry, no. It’s entirely possible that there were multiple women involved. Especially if this was an alternative cover done on a short deadline or something. It SHOULD have been caught way early on, and it never, ever should have made it to print, but when the headline is about women and the thing is bright pink,…

Nah. I’m a woman and a graphic designer, and I’ve made this exact error before (granted, I was just working with icons that were easily switched out, thankfully, instead of a full-blown illustration like this, which is a lot harder to change). You can easily lose all perspective when you work closely on something like…

I feel like “very insightful” is some holiday generosity, but sure.

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

I don’t mean the tree itself - it’s pretty plain. I mean the ornaments themselves. Without any words.

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

No. That tree is fugs. I would have liked a Lemonade tree with quotes such as “Boy, bye”, “Death to side chicks”, “Becky with the good hair”, “You ain’t married to no average bitch, boy” and the like.

I rather like this one.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

...and never recline my seat.

I may be misinterpreting this, but is Chyna trying to get knocked up again (BabyKardashianTakeTwo?) If she is, she is a lunatic. As a person who is 5 months pregnant there is no amount of money that would make me do this back to back.

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Titan in fifteen years: