Idk, man, but that is kind of scary to me. I’d be terrified of any future favors or strings attached to that “free” car.

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

But really, who is good enough for Rihanna?

Attempting to have fun only make you look like an idiot. Just don’t.

lol Baldwins, there are so many of you!

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We’re told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a “traditional girl,” and wouldn’t blow that for anyone.

I’m so glad you have an OB you can trust and who isn’t a fucking moron.

tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

Kate Beaton should direct!

an actor and also a wifebeater

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

Ten bucks says he concedes immediately on Election Day, then spends the next four years insisting it didn’t happen.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel