We already did that up here. :D

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

I miss Kroll Show more than I can express.

I didn’t know Feldman was so well spoken. I used to love “the Coreys” when I was younger. It must be so strange to have a child and realize how wrong some of the shit that was happening to you really was.

“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

dried bonito flakes...the heat makes them wiggle

Oh my god Abbi is right. 28?! Holy fuck. I didn’t realize that was the age of desperation.

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

The fact that they’re a couple makes me squee so hard! I seriously love them both and am really happy for them! Even though I think the fact that she so recently split from her hubby is a tad bit shady, but they are grown so whatever. Tbh this is the only celebrity couple news I even remotely care about besides ChyRo.

So you not only knew Anna Faris had a podcast, you listen to said podcast! Is it good? Does everyone in the world have a podcast?!

Kanye?

I honestly thought she was talking about herself

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Talking can of vegetables or GTFO.

I live in New York and have a gym membership that costs $60/month. I can go whenever I like for as long as I like, and can attend any classes* they have. This is not a brag, this is me expressing consternation at the idea that you need to have some expansive rainbow of group exercise options when you can just join the…

That is a bullshit thinly veiled excuse for sexism.

Who hated that movie?! I can understand not loving the movie, but panning it?! It was hilarious, endearing, extremely honest, and fucking hilarious.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?