That Gilbert Gottfried tweet is making me tear up.

Will Ferrell rarely challenges himself but when he does (stranger thsn fiction being the best example) it can be amazing...

I’ve made that criticism myself a couple times, but it had more to do with me thinking she’s better than the material she’s getting. Like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell have never done anything for me so they can go on making stupid movies I don’t care about. Bc clearly I’m the center of the universe.

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

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A time machine. THESE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN IN THE 1700s!!

Avocado toast is the best! I was so offended when Kris K. acted like Kourtney’s offer of avocado toast was beneath her. Fuck you, Kris; it is delicious!

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

Not to mention when I get real horny on day two but my boyfriend wants nothing to do with that business.

that’s so rude! FLUSH IT

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

Clearly that black girl is unable to stand on her own two feet without the stabilization provided by white feminists?

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

Ahhh completely forgot about this on BoJack. That show has the best background details.

Maybe they don’t think they did anything to apologize for.

I found Siri’s response to my query “I accidentally slammed a car door on my dick and locked the keys inside, what do I do” to be equally inadequate and insensitive, and I am suing Apple Inc. for eleventy billion dollars.

i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.

So he has access to the kitchen bathroom, living room and the pod is literally where he can sleep and maybe get some work done. He is not living in the pod, he is living in the apartment and his “room” is the pod. Still kind of weird, but for $400 in San Francisco with access to all the amenities, as crazy as it…

'If she's not full figured, what is she then?'