Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

“Men find it very difficult at times to find pornography.”

Yes, we could do a whole thread on scented candles alone if you ask me! Votivo is quality stuff. When Illume still had a storefront in WeHo I used to go there like it was a drug den or something.

lol I get my Clinique makeup bags from my mom as well ;-) it's nice cause I can really afford to throw them out when they get grubby

Same, except mine are all Estee Lauder ones that my mom gives me every time she gets one of their freebie deals with her perfume. She has a ton of them under her bathroom sink too.

I came here to be that person and you beat me to the punch.

I already bought ALL of them. You can buy them back from me....10 dollars a jar.

IT: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Alternative clue thread:

omg

Don’t get crazy.

One of the best moments of my life was standing in line at the DMW as this broke through like a clarion call as someone’s cell phone ringtone.

Serious question

YES. And I just fell down the rabbit hole of googling “fun hijabs”. Will report back soon.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Was Pete Wentz even alive in the ‘80s?

Yes, I enjoy the pop culture posts on Jezebel, including Dirt Bag and Tweet Beat. The MAIN reason I’m here though is for the stellar writing and reporting on feminist issues. The authors here are badass. Please, Gawker, don’t make them pop reporters first and feminists second.

Agreed. It was my favorite sub-blog. I liked having a place to discuss beauty related stuff.