And what will I do without BCO? WHAT WILL I DO?!

Aw, Millihelen and The Slot have become my favorite sub-blogs.

That quote is just about everything I want in politics. Actual plans.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for wearing flats.

HELL YES.

WITHOUT QUESTION.

Hell yes.

would u:

I’m amazed I’ve never heard of her before now.

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.

Ugh my mom always told me my freckles were where the Angels kissed me. Like, get out of here Angels you giant creeps.

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

I just realllllly want pizza now.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

This guy.

With a retweet or a tricolored temporary Facebook profile picture, we can shoehorn our way into history, forcing our way into violence and loss we know nothing about.

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Atlas chugged.