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Black Friday Help! I got an email from Beauteque that they are offering 10 free (randomly selected) sheet masks when you buy 10 masks. But there is not code or anything and nothing comes up in my cart. Does anyone know anything about this?

We’re very hush-hush about it. ;)

My Thanksgiving horror story is having to hear about Thanksgiving incessantly even thought Thanksgiving was six weeks ago.

OK but evaporated milk is DELICIOUS. I like it in coffee, or to use in making the world’s greatest sweet thing: dulce de leche.

As I have a strong love of both ambrosia salad and aspic, I am willing to give this a try. People eat that canned cranberry “sauce” with turkey so why not this?

My dad wanted to be dropped from a helicopter into the middle of the woods. When he died, we had him cremated and scattered in the ocean - sorry pops!

Also for your winter outdoor enthusiast - a headlamp! Runners (me) sometimes feel silly wearing them but if you love them, help keep them safe. Plus they’re pretty inexpensive. BONUS: they are also useful for winter BBQing.

Wait, I thought Gigi was dating Nick Jonas.

Rebel looks so good.

Penises are divining rods for music.

I hope its a Lindsay Lohan/Sam Ronson situation. Doesn’t she seem well suited to that?

Oh, is this where we share our favourite scented candles? May I suggest Red Current by Votivo. I don’t know if it really smells like a red current per say.... but more like a citrusy rose. I love it!

I bought one like this for $3 at my local thrift store.

Someone you should definitely get familiar with.

JCF those are the only two things I check with any regularity in the whole Gawkerverse. See ya later, I guess.....

Tell me how to get JL’s hairdo. I looks like it should be easy but I would have no idea where to start. Tools/product tips please?

Bless you.

Fitness! Putting energy into something physical takes your mind off things, increases your endorphins and gets you out of the house. It did wonders for my self-confidence during my last break up (with a cheater).

Definitely a sex thing.

I’d give that tiny Italian creature anything he damn well asked for. Those manners! That accent!