If you don't think that puppy is adorable, you're a communist.

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who's gonna do it? You?

Do you know what the wattage was on that THX system? Also, triangle is great, but could you make out the cowbell? Or did it need more cowbell?

Smelters of virgin ore....sound like a cool band name, or a creepy cult.

Violet! You're turning... violet!

Will it blend?

I really wish I could recommend your reply a million times.

In much the same way as a Bentley Continental GT is a Phaeton with a new grille. Sharing a platform does not make them the same vehicle.

Exactly! You compare it to the direct competition, so other $14k cars and/or subcompacts. That said, if it still feels cheap compared to similarly price competition it is worth mentioning.

I'm with JimZ regarding to your attitude: it's OK to be cautiously skeptical, but you're simply an obnoxious asshole at this point.

Having worked construction for 10 years I can say this is a great idea. Works trucks get the crap beat out of them on a regular basis.

The Tundra has been available for over 14 years now and has not done much to impact the segment. In fact most would say the domestic truck makers have stronger products than ever now. Troll on someplace else.

Do you always ask the public bus driver to tune to your specific station?

I did a two-person kayak with my wife once. Once.

To Quote Dan Neil's Article in 2006 reviewing the then new Mazda5...

You know what I say, safety third.

GM is set to deploy a new system that won't let a driver shift out of park unless the front passengers are buckled in. The car will still turn on like normal, however.

Need more caffeine. I read that as: "Ford Dearborn Truck Plant Porno"

Fuck consumer reports. You realize that the poor ratings on the Fords come from problems with the MyFord Touch in car entertainment system? Not exactly a measure of reliability in anyway that a car person cares about.

As the now owner of a 2008 sable, I would just about guarantee that you can indeed get 8 golf bags in the trunk. I'm pretty sure that my family of 5 could fit in there with room to spare for a couple of pygmies. Or a golf bag... Or the dog and her "boyfriend"... Or a weeks worth of groceries...