She should have just gone for broke with “Tater”.

I seriously cannot wait until this crop of children comes of age and we get to hear the studies on how having these names on a resume helps or harms their career prospects.

The Fairweather Brie is definitely tastier than the Stormi Bree. But eh, it is still cheese...

It sounds like a drink on the menu of a bar in a Spring Break destination city.

It’s just another form of content for consumption. If it were really woke, Teen Vogue would ask you to cancel your subscription.

No, making loved ones happy with a simple gesture is always better than abiding by what miserable idiots in comment sections declare “thirsty.”

God, you seem exhausting and miserable.

You know how I know Benji and Cameron are doing marriage right? Because I fucking forgot they were married. Good for them.

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

Except it’s true that Medicaid for all has the potential of cutting costs and streamlining bureaucracy over time, so Harris has a solid point. And, it shows that she’s looking at the idea of single payer from a standpoint of fiscal responsibility, which she needs to do if she hopes to drum up support from moderate…

Exactly- keep the aggression exactly as-is. Don’t change it to talking behind someone else’s back and slap fights. Keep it utterly brutal and show us why that makes us so much more uncomfortable when it’s girls instead of boys. Make us interrogate our own assumptions and stereotypes.

The only way this could not be completely awful is if it were an exact recreation of the original story but gender swapped, because that would tell us some interesting things about how we perceive violence and gender. Anything else is going to be a stereotyped mess.

She is a terrible person with occasional brief flashes of humanity. It would be best for us all if she just faded out of the public spotlight, so I’m not going to be sad if her show fails.

Thankfully they were able to get out this evening and are en route to San Antonio to catch their flight to Delaware.

Fuuuuuuuuuck. I am so so sorry for your friend. Fuck.

Did you call Cruz and Cornyn? I do not have a lot of faith in them but you should try them and your congressman. Actually Congressman Lloyd Doggett usually helps people from anywhere in Texas. Try Beto O’Rouke too he is running for senator but he is currently a congressman too and he has an incentive to get a good…

Talk about a captive audience. And here in my little town a childhood friend is having a hard time finding a way to get out of a flooded area so he can get to the funeral of his son who is one of the sailors who died on the USS McCain. My message to the White House in regards to his situation were (shock, shock)…

Don’t worry, based on Trump’s history Melania won’t be your FLOTUS for much longer either.

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.