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“Even if you hate the dragons, they are still the element that makes this show both very enjoyable and, at times, very stupid.”

Sssshhhh...let Kit just be. Naked. Yes, Kit, be naked.

I would usually agree with you, but doesn’t Taylor seem like the most sexless person ever?

2019? Christ. This fucking show

Shut your mouth, Tormund is NOT dead. He’s a fan fave, so if/when he goes, there won’t be any ambiguity about it. They’ll go for the most emotional impact possible. But on that note... WHERE IS GENDRY?? Did they leave his ass at Eastwatch? Did he go running for Winterfell after he caught his breath and no one told us?

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

Kim’s old face!

She’s thinking like a rich white woman.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

As a Houstonian who is a die-hard liberal - fuck you. You are a truly terrible shitty person. I’d wish awful things on you, but I’m not as shitty as you.

Wow, so much empathy. I’m sure there are no assholes in the state that you live. It must be nice to be so perfect.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

don’t tar us all with the bad acts of our state leaders. we’re trying to vote them out and thwart their actions.

Straight up Light Years era, but sorry Jenner, those huge rubber cans mean that backlit chiffon will always look porny on you now. There’s only one Kylie.

I thought this part of the interview was even worse...

Yeah, wtf was that? I use glasses (well actually contacts these days), and I have since I was little. It’s mildly inconvenient, not heartbreaking.

Gwen Stefani says it broke her heart for her child to have to wear glasses.

From the Royal baby article:

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

“To milk an almond” killed me.