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Being a rocket scientist is pretty dope, Shania. It’s kind of a baseline of people’s intelligence as in “He’s no rocket scientist”.

I know. You have to put in some work to become a rocket scientist.

Johnburg would be better.

Lynchburg, Virginia.

She’s white trash with a bow.

I hope it’s not lost on everyone that designers are all basically acknowledging that there’s a corrupt, inverse system that dumps freebies on the wealthiest and most famous in order to inflate the prices they charge plebes . . . but that this chick wasn’t invited.

Whore? Really? Plenty to critique without devolving in to sexism tropes. GTFO with that bullshit.

Hey—let’s not drag TJMaxx into this.

I was more pissed at their stupid idea in the first place. Newborns are SO FREAKING BORING during the first month. You’re stressed at trying to keep them alive and freaking exhausted more than you’ve ever been in your whole freaking life. And then you want to take away the only outlet you may have to not go completely…

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

They say that “The clothes make the man.” But look at all of those tags! In this case the clothes make the woman - literally. There is nothing more here than a sentient mannequin. She must invoke the names of her Creators or she will simply atomize, leaving nothing but a bit of lint.

This! Mr. Claws and I owe taxes every year. Federal and state. It’s usually under $1000, and yeah it sucks having to come up with a large, unknown amount of money on kinda short notice, but we do it. We write the checks and move on. Because it’s our fair share and we get so much in return. I get insurance from the…

Why do they always want this? Even Trump, whose first two wives were blonde trophies. Someone needs to do a psychological study about what the “bleached-blonde ideal” means to these rich assholes. Oh, hey, you know who also was really into blondes? Nazis. Just sayin’.

I’m curious, what’s the taxation rate for “failed actress/writer/nobody who married rich?”

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

*was Uncle Benjen.

Deus ex Coldhands, for real. Does he just hang around waiting for idiot nephews?

Don’t forget the Hound fucking everything up because he’s bored and wants to throw rocks.

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen