The one her brother didn't murder. 

The early aughts are back, Baby! See also the Von Dutch store that has popped up on Melrose. 

If Calamity Jane* is the only goddamned therapist in Monterey, so be it.

Did you reach out to any of the film/tv/theatre unions that represent the crews on these productions? I’m curious if they have issued any statements. IATSE has been more or less silent on this issue and I’ve got to say that lobbying for things like reproductive rights is one of the reasons I pay my goddamned dues.…

Topeka is such a shithole. 

Hard pass. It looks like a tv Dr’s lab coat she stuck some boning in, belled the sleeves and tried to make as tight as possible. It pulls at the buttons and puckers at the seems. This is a poorly constructed garment that looks like it should be in Bebe’s  summer resort catalogue.

Can we also address the full exchange between Ayanna Pressley and Ben Carson at the hearing today? He was a combative, condescending asshole and she was having none. of. it. He also tried to “reclaim his time” and she shut him right the fuck down. 

The only way I will watch Deputy is if it involves Lee Baca and Paul Tanaka falling off their horses and landing in cacti over and over again Groundhog Day style......on Old Town Road.

How does one.....turn someone gay? It seems like you haven't thought this all the way thru. Have a seat.  

Jesusfuckingchrist Republicans are fucking garbage. 

Thank you for the clarification! Much appreciated! 

“Been playing with fasting for some time. I do a 22 hour fast daily (dinner only), and recently did a 3 day water fast.”

I believe the Church of Satan is inclusive. 

Come again?

Regarding the article update: Why don’t you write a scathing yet factually questionable piece aimed at Saks Off 5th? 

Yeah, I went poking around Stull when I was in high school. I didn’t find any demons, only republicans that vote against their own self interest.

Kansas is a garbage state* and this is the logical garbage conclusion to its garbage legislature** passing garbage laws. (G’head, come at me. I spent the first 19 years of my life there and I will die on this (Flint) hill.)

Also, it was shockingly easy to come up with that information and I don't even get paid to journalize. BeBest, Jezebel. 

According to one of Schumers IG posts yesterday, they will eventually be producing clothing up to a size 40.

Agreed, but it is Be Better than last year’s display of a Very True Detective Christmas.