You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

How can someone have THAT money and THOSE teeth?

Alright, who woke PawPaw up from his nap earlier than usual?

First of all, I want to clarify those were purely my opinions and do not reflect those of the Wasatch County Republican Party or the Republican Party in general.

Apparently Ben was served divorce papers on the set while filming “Justice League”.

That’s about as believable as him saying nobody respects women more than he does. Next he’ll say he’s not racist because he nominated Ben Carson for a Cabinet position.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Those are not swimsuits.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

This administration is so fucking corrupt it’s making me long for the integrity of the Bush administration.

Nope. Black man possibly pursuing white women is the more threatening option.

After 21 seasons, the producers should be fucking ASHAMED of themselves that it has taken this long!! Its almost annoying that they are making such a big deal about the announcement, when it should really be a “Hey America, we are the worst. We’re really sorry. We don’t even deserve Rachel”.  

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.