This is so deliciously good.

Chaffetz is a representative, so he’s up every two years and a legit challenge might actually scare him.

This was the one sentence in that skit that resonated with me THE MOST!

It’s situations like this that make me question the survivalists...I mean, really: do you want to be around for that clusterfuck? I figure I’m close enough to SF that I can go outside and get an instant killer tan, milliseconds before I turn into a standing pile of ash that’s blown away by the shock wave...

She was channeling all of us!

ONE PAGE. With bullet points. No more than 9.

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.

Yeah at this point I just hope I’m close to the initial blast.

I was reading that other story tonight about Prime Minister Abe and the Korean Missile test wherein Trump and his folk were spreading classified documents across the dinner table, using cell phone light to illuminate them (provided by Bannon and at least one other person) and the waiters just sort of came and went…

It was nice knowing you all.

I saw some pretty nasty comments (elsewhere) about “making it about herself”. Or you know, maybe the tribute meant something to her.

skim heads

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

This feels a lot like the beginning of the tea party, only younger, less white, less hateful, and less Revolutionary War era cosplay.

I will not stand for this disrespect of Old Bay.

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

Until celebrities with endorsement deals actually walk away from those deals, all this is merely theater and stalling. They’re all hoping it’ll die down and people forget or are distracted by the next horrid realization so their bottom line isn’t affected. If they truly believed these principles, they’d walk.

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Nosebleeds are Red