That’s not the Soup Nazi.

Why are the AHF and Weinstein gunning so hard for mandated condom use on porn shoots? Do they have a stake in condoms companies?

She is the role model we all need right now & forever.

Ok the cruise ship can’t be abandoned *and* full of people afflicted with the Noro virus. I hate Trump too but COME ON. Its like you aren’t even trying anymore. Also, cruise ships aren’t orange.  

See also, “I love to laugh”.

A stopped idiot is right twice a day.

Ok great, but when do I get to see him naked? It’s as though the costume dept of GOT is trolling me. Every season he has *more* pelts on than the previous season. I *need* to see some Jon Snow D.

Ack! I’m so sorry! I hope you too are boring your pets with stories of nepotism and backstabbing while spilling rosé on the new couch!

Thank you! I’m a little out of sorts today but I’m looking forward to *not* having the knot in my stomach that usually happens every Sunday afternoon in anticipation of Monday morning.

So I walked out of my job yesterday. Like, handed over the office key and peaced da faq out. I haven’t quit a job like that in at least 15 years. (I work in entertainment ((costume dept)) so I switch up jobs frequently.) My boss, the designer, is/was such a hack AND a lazy fuck that I finally reached the breaking…

She was speaking anecdotally about her own experience. Remember the part about “I had 2 kids by the time I was 27 and had been married for four years. But thats what I wanted.”

Good idea. I’m going to put a sign on my dashboard that tells the dummies that won’t bother to check that the goddamned sunroof is open and please don’t heave that fucking shotput that they’ve been carrying around for just such an occasion thru my windshield.

I hope she sues the fuck out of him and breaks his bank account.

Dusty Rose sounds like one of the wesding colors Julia Roberts was using in Steel Magnolias

Rocky in his little hats playing his trumpet! Swoooon!

That show was so good!!

Don’t the people of Flint have enough problems with out the Rancid and Belligerent Can of Pumpkin pie Filling stopping by and oozing everywhere?

I think “Sunstroke-addled Golden Retriver” would have given better copy. Shit. Next time.

Hey Kody, it really fucking sucks when there are laws keeping you from marrying whomever you want, doesn’t it? You fucking hypocritical golden retriever with sunstroke.

Yeah well, so was Ben Carson. Allegedly.