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How do blankets work?

We call that a “backdoor compliment”!!

Wait! I just saw Steven Webber in the pilot of the new FX show “Comedians”. I believe he was playing a man transitioning in to a woman. It was....ambitious casting.

You forgot about bullshit peace signs and (presumably) jorts.

Animal is overrated. Except for the bone marrow which is delicious and completely cutting edge for 2012.

Unsurprised.

Zara. Slightly less expensive but better fitting and edgier. I personally wear way more Zara than JCrew.

In addition to ridiculous price points for mass produced mall fodder, JCrew’s clothing fits like shit. I buy a lot of different brands for my work (I dress actors for film and TV) and JCrew consistantly needs a lot of tailoring. It usually ends up not worth the hassle of doing a studio pull there since I know I will

Hey now, while we’re all sitting around slut shaming this woman let me ask you this: You have absolutely no shade to throw at any of the dudes? I mean, its not as if this woman had 25 dicks to stick in herself. It (apparently)takes 26 to tango and she had 25 other willing & presumably condom-less participants.

lol at ANYONE getting on a plane and expecting to sit next to someone of their choosing. The rest of us get on planes expecting to be seated next to Golum so why are you a special snowflake, Precious?

Like Dr Phil and Tom Cruise, Roseanne Barr is one of those special celebrities that you arent allowed to make eye with if you want to keep your job. #famousassholes

Alas, the Philadelphia magazine link isn't working.

Winner!

Wait, can I get a religious exemption for peanut butter??

I kind of think anti-vaxxers should be made to take out liability insurance.

It was 85 degrees in Southern California yesterday. My usual cocktail of self-satisfaction and the cold, bitter tears of the rest of the country is starting to taste a little bland. Any suggestions for a new spring cocktail?

Yes, absolutely! My ex is married to my best friend. (I met her after he and I broke up and I set them up) They got married, I was a bridesmaid and they thanked me in the wedding vows. (I bawled all throughout he ceremony btw) And then when I married my now husband, my ex was one of the officiants and my Bff was a

Word.

B) You can't be from the Midwest, you're way too aggressive about this subject. Passive-agreessive or GTFO.