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Iowa Butter: Whatever isn't sculpted, is fried.

That tie = 5% good taste.

goddamnit Solange is so fucking cool.

Wait!!

Also, if I EVER hear anything that sounds even remotely like sexual assault or battery, I'm going to rain down angry homeowner feminist outrage the likes of which they have NEVER seen. Fucking idiots.

I live next door to a chapter of this zoo. It's a constant stream of grunting sounds (I'm not joking), shrieking girls, chanting, shitty music, garbage (human and otherwise), crap beer cans all over the street, driveway blocking, stupid lion statuary, shitty parking jobs, broken windows, chest bumping and the

There are reasons why people go to school for garment design and construction. This show is one of those reasons. What boring, lame and unflattering swill.

Now can someone please explain what the fuck you are going on about?

Will someone please explain what the fuck Chelsea Peretti is going on about?

Thank you for doing that! We can't coddle these morons any longer when it's a matter of public health. It's selfish, ignorant bullshit to not vaccinate.

Worn in the typically understated Katy Perry style we've come to know over the years.

ME TOO!!!!!!!!

I find you delightful.

Look Veronica, if you want to fuck with the eagles, you'd better learn how to fly.

The size of the GOP clown car never ceases to amaze. Do you think she'll castrate something on live television?!? Only one way to find out!

It must be nice to be Wes Anderson and be able to not only keep making the same movie over and over again but to also keep getting nominated for them. Good for our favorite little one trick pony.

*remembers to give Aunt Bonnie a call*

"Superstar" is the new "diva". Everyone gets to dip their toes in that pool.

OMFG that is just too many Huckabees.

The struggle is real!