You're absolutely correct. Ms. Johnson is already famous, already has money and is a legend in her own right. Her fame (as fucked up as that is) gives her an air of credibility.

Who's arguing? I'm clearly agreeing with you! There's just no pleasing some people! Have a great weekend!

Right! Because a place called ToysRus needs publicity during the holidays!! Otherwise, how will anyone know to shop there???

I would like nothing more than for TLC to grow a spine and remove the fucking meal ticket from Cunty Duggar's mouth.

Oh Karl. You stupid, stupid man. Every time you open your mouth, you further become the embodiment of a Zoolander villian. But you wear those ridiculous fingerless gloves like a champ.

Oh whatever. Vogue is basically US Weekly with better adjectives on slightly nicer paper these days.

To whom may I pass blame for this article?

THIS. Thank you. All the stars for you today, friend.

The struggle is real.

After watching my parent's relationship dissolve before my eyes and then seeing my mother's struggle to work full time while going to school full time while raising three children basically on her own : my mister and I have agreed that being childless is the way to go. For us. However, we LOVE our nephews. Those boys…

I bought one of these (the bumblebee model) for my nephew when he was two. The kid fucking loved it then, loves it now and his younger bro loves it as well. His parents roll their eyes everytime my guy and I bring those boys yet another well designed, well made and super-fun European toy. But fuck it, I refuse to buy…

The struggle is real.

I <3 you Gov Moonbeam. Please adopt me.

Won't someone please think of Brett Michaels??????

One more reason to never cross La Cienega.

I have this friend, mid-thirties, that has these two younger brothers, late-twenties. The brothers are twins, in fact. One is a genius physicist and the other one is a genius chef. They are crazy hot and crazy available. The chef is arrogant and a smart-ass and adores me. The physicist is sweet and caring and adores…

Bad. Ass.

Completely off-topic: I was born in Great Bend, KS. Weird.

Everything about this is the worst.

Jezebel sure has a lot of opinions about costuming/costumers today.