shorttermlistener
Shorttermlistener
shorttermlistener

Oh Tyra, you little idiot. You know who thought adoption was cool before you ever existed? Orphans and childless people who want to be parents. Also, the rest of humanity. Now please go fuck off you magnificent douchebag.

At the beginning of my career (mid to late 90s) I worked as an assistant to a well known stylist in LA. She was a piece of work and I was a too young to know where to draw the line. I was paid $50 bucks a day for 12-14 hour days (this was during awards season so the days were loooooooong) and no gas reimbursement or

Wait! Did she knock that off from George Costanza (Seinfeld)? Didn't he once say "It's not a lie if YOU believe it." ?!? Am I crazy and/or misquoting him?

Will you marry me?

What the fuck is this horse shit?

That moment you realize your kid might be the world's biggest asshole... Ouch.

Wait, really? AOL ratted you out? That is ridiculous. Do they state that possibility in their User Agreement or something? Sorry to pepper you with questions, I have just never heard of that before. Super weird and super creepy!

Who gives a fuck about her going to work sans makeup?! The bigger story here is how she always goes to work sans facts.

Thank you for the explanation.

Thank you for the explanation.

Very informative. Thank you!

It's a sailboat!

Can someone explain how this isn't censorship? Not trolling, just looking for perspective. I agree that the subject matter was/is sexist drivel but are we comfortable with simply removing media that we don't like? I'm not 100% sure but I don't think the books or author we're breaking any laws

1st : It's a television show. It's fantasy. Please enjoy suspension of disbelief.
2nd: I take it from these comments that no one understands how difficult it is to get an actor or actress to wear Target/Penneys/Kohls. I don't care how down to Earth they seem, they aren't. They're actors. They prefer their items to come

This explains why they have the subtle aesthetic of softcore actresses.

I'm glad to see my nemesis, honey mustard, did not make the list....It tastes like the 90's.

Ugh. Josh Radnor, David Schwimmer and Zach Braff can take their collective hang dogged-ness and go fuck right off.