I read the headline as "Anna Wintour kills Miley Cyrus" so imagine my disappointment and also I was all like, "What took so long?".

Oh Canada.

Jen-Con was incorrect. David Bowie's codpiece has power over EVERYONE.

Yes. The first time I saw a picture of my cousin's baby, I thought my cousin was holding an oiled up turkey. For reals.

That's totally fair, A-holes come in all stripes.
I'm really tired of monogomous people assuming that just because I'm poly:
A: I will fuck anything that moves and all one must do is beckon to me. (This usually come from dudes. )
B. I'm up for grabs. This is when someone asks my guy if they can "borrow" me for threesomes…

I see what you did there.
Well done!

Adam Scott: My husband and I would like to officially invite you into our marriage.

I worked on a movie that Nick Cannon directed last summer. He is a tremendous douche-bag and completely phony.

• "Positive chlamydia and gonorrhea results go up by about 30% in San Francisco after Burning Man."

Mine is beta-max....hm. I guess its more electronic-y than science-y.

I don't remember Frida shopping at Urban Outfitters.

I blame Sex and the City AND Reservoir Dogs.

You guys, that Hot Topic gift card isn't going to spend its self.

I adore Ms. Welch for dancing to her own song and think that if Tobey M. was a smart man, he would have backed it the fuck up so as not to get smacked with what I can only assume was a fabulous bell sleeve. Go Flo Go!

Uh, this is awkward. Louie dipped 'em in stuff. Doug just complained about the establishment to his way cooler dad. However, if Louie was a millennial, he would have outsourced his ball dippin' by now.

Teens and 'dults don't mix.

Sorry, sometimes my sarcasm meter goes haywire on the interwebs.

I can only imagine what an infuriating situation this must be. I have friends that are make up artists and they frequently lament about that lack of colors options available for their non caucasian clientele. Since I'm a costumer, not a make up artist, my beef is with the lack of color options for non caucasian skin…

My former boss in the embodiment of workplace impropriety. Then and now. She is very successful but to this day I randomly meet people who have assisted her and we all have stories and a slightly damaged look about us. Its amazing.

Halston yelled at me because he was pissed and I was there. A kill the messenger situation. His PR person tried to smooth things over. I went back to my boss, the stylist, and told her the situation. She responded by getting on the phone and yelling at her agent, saying things like "No one yells at my assistant but…