shortpaleandadequate
ShortPale&Adequate
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What good does defending Johnny Depp get him? I get that he was specifically asked about Depp, but just a boiler plate repsonse about not commenting on casting, etc would have sufficed. Instead he goes out and says this incredibly stupid shit. I don’t know the details between Depp and Amber Heard but his hand wavy resp

I wouldn’t have watched the first one if I knew he was in it before he popped up, so this director is just saving me some time. Vote with your wallet. Who wants to pay good money for “escapism” that makes them think about a drunk beating up his wife?

I am impressed by her stamina to shovel bullshit.

Yes. But you gotta think all this... cognitive dissonance?... is building up inside her, corroding her liver, or stomach lining? Something.

This ^ needs to happen on a regular basis, even knowing it could get them kicked off the guest list.

I think its more simple then that. He just doesn’t think about what he says. He has no impulse control and refuses to apologize.

It infuriates me that the press can’t be bothered to call her on all her bullshit.

At least it wasn’t a portrait of Andrew Jackson literally murdering a Native American, I guess.

Being a recovering catholic, I always just assume it’s all my fault. That shit stays with you for years and years.

How is “holy fuck this is so second-hand embarrassing” and saying that it’s “honestly really fucking disappointing that adults know so fucking little about their bodies” laughing at a funny mistake? I’m asking you seriously. That doesn’t seem like laughing at all, just being critical and making it about their own

I think installing Sanders as spokesperson may be Trump’s most actually legitimately genius move. She is such a clod, her whole manner is so insultingly dumb, she says such infuriatingly awful things, all the time, but because she’s a woman, and because she stays deadly calm while spinning Trump’s lies she doesn’t

“While bringing up the bastard grandchild of a delusional Egyptian businessman” is such an underrated line.

Sure, but saying that it’s oh-so cringey and second-hand embarrassing is a bit much for a funny mistake, don’t you think? I just think it’s weird when people tell others that they should feel embarrassed for something they did, just because that person feels all high and mighty that they wouldn’t make a the same

Dude, it was a funny mistake. That was my point. Not cringey, or something to be ashamed or embarrassed about, or disappointing. So why are you crawling up my ass for defending that funny mistake?

This definitely sounds mostly for Harry as it’s definitely a more controlled and less public environment. The BBC interview yesterday was awkward as fuck as he clearly wanted to be anywhere but there, especially when it brought up Diana. Thankfully Meghan took control and kept it flowing towards the conclusion so he

Going to be a long, long time before there’s a comparable royal wedding. Can’t think of anyone likely before George or Charlotte, which could be 30 years.

dude we’re paying for their security and shit. JUST GIVE US A GODDAMN HOLIDAY!

Also, Henry VIII put one of Megan Markle’s ancestors to death for not naming Catholics.

AWKWARD...

Well, dammit. My May wedding suddenly has much less thunder.

I had never heard of Meghan til she started dating Harry. I hadn’t seen Suits so all I knew is this actress was dating him.