I’m going to start calling my scrotum by Armie Hammer’s name.

My lil guy called them his “beans”. He also noticed when the doggy’s “beans” showed up so we knew when to get the doggy neutered.

My husband immediately goes into what I call “apocalyptic thinking” when something goes wrong. No matter the scale of the problem (unless it’s something super trivial like being out of milk) he IMMEDIATELY reacts as though this is the worst thing to ever happen, and the only possible outcome is the worst one he can…

Scrotum

I’m glad you’re working on finding that happy medium! Going the opposite way to how you were raised seems to be a pretty normal response for a lot of people.

It doesn’t get any better with age. My 14yo recently regaled the family with this joke at the dinner table:

I mean, no lies detected. (I assume.)

I loved this whole thread so there’s that

I have always wanted to use this gif!! I award you back an internet point!

my 3yo has been very into his scrotum lately and loves to tell me how there’s 2 fluffy balls in there

Which one of you wants to fb?

Bless u Greg Universe

Eh, everyone’s got something they don’t know. I’m pretty stupid myself, I can’t judge.

That seems like a really good idea. I like to talk about things and my husband likes to talk about nothing. Ever. It’s been a little difficult these last 22 years. I’m going to bring up your idea. It would help when I can’t get in to see my therapist for two weeks. :)

Off topic, kinda. We just watched Passengers last night, another widely panned Jennifer Lawrence movie. I thought it was great. My husband asked if there was going to be sequel(!) to see the people arrive on the Homestead planet.

He seems like the type who would totally write a screen play that serves as a metaphor to motherhood and then try to mansplain it to women for not fully understanding the process of motherhood.

I didn’t like mother, though I respect your opinion. I do find it odd that Jezebel said most critics hated mother! in another article, yet it sits at a 74 on Metacritic and 68% on RT which basically tells me most professional critics actually liked it or at least thought it was passable. They also quoted one of the…

Your username is so appropriate for this comment it is blowing my mind.

their whole relationship seemed gross. cliche, egomaniac director, bangs actress working for him, project ends, woman realizes, man she’s been fucking was just using her as a proxy to literally have sex with his idea

I can’t imagine that if you had Jennifer Lawrence waiting for you back home, or at some hotel, what…

That might backfire.