I haven’t been able to understand why this movie gets such negative reviews. I thought it was great!

The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

Get you someone that makes you feel like Megan & Nick.

In Variety’s annual “Actors on Actors” interview series, Lawrence paired up with Adam Sandler, for some reason.

Unpopular opinion: I liked Mother!

Why does Aronofsky look like Steve Jobs now?

If they were still publishing I would swear Darren Aronosky was a character from a parody on The Toast.

BREAKING NEWS: director who seems insufferable is insufferable.

“How would you like to publicly discuss your bad promo tour on a trainwreck of a movie that led to a painful break-up?”

Why is she being interviewed by Adam Sandler?

My hypothesis based on nothing but gut feelings:

Frankly, my fever, I don’t give a damn.

Fuuuuuck. That’s what made Mary blind in Little House on the Prairie - weirdly enough always an irrational fear of mine, which is not that irrational anymore, as it turns out. Yikes.  

Not immediately, though! Ruins spoiler via double-spoiling.

Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.

Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

*has sore throat and fever*

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.