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In other news, water is wet.

Well the ceremony and then Balcony kiss are the only really still seen pieces of theater.

Who gives a fuck what Big Sean has to say? And how come the headline doesn’t even mention the victim of domestic violence?

Not too surprised by this news. I think there were also rumours/reports from back in the day about her trashing Mark Salling’s car after she caught him cheating on her. Mark Salling is an ENORMOUS pile of shit for other reasons, but Naya’s got some aggression issues that I’m glad are being addressed.

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

When I was living in London, sometimes I liked to stop by at a quiet time and secretly pretend to be the “Feed the Birds” lady from Mary Poppins. Like, legit throwing breadcrumbs and singing to myself. Satisfying.

Wish i could do mine over, and do it just like yours!

Couldn’t it be that they’re just dating with no plan of engagements? They’ve only been together a relatively short period of time. Or are people just excited about the thought of another royal wedding?

She has one corgi, Willow, and two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy. She vowed not to acquire anymore but after the death of her close friend the groundskeeper at Sandringham earlier this year, she adopted his orphaned corgi, Whisper, a dog she knows and is quite fond of. I am not ashamed I know this royal dog gossip, not at

That makes sense based on what I knew of her. Seems like she’s the royal equivalent of the cousin who everyone hates who has to be tolerated at weddings and reunions. I think Meghan can handle that, even if they’re both living at Kensington.

What a buzzkill to have all the bored people of the western world trying to propel your relationship forward. They didn’t even get to enjoy that honeymoon period when you start telling your friends you met someone. If they are both ready, way to take the magic out of that moment. Or what if they’re nowhere near

I propose everyone stop blathering about Harry’s romantic life and focus on the most important and inspiring members of the royal family: the corgis.

“The Palace will not give a running commentary on Prince Harry’s love life”. Clearly says how they think of Prince Harry’s relationship with Meghan Markle, a divorcee, racy nude film actress, and half-black crown grabbing woman. She’s obviously a disaster waiting to happen! 

It’s because back when all these cathedrals were built pews weren’t used. You stood through the Mass. Pews came much later.

Can I keep asking them when they’re going to abdicate, get jobs and pay back all that money they’ve been sponging off Britain and stealing from the rest of the planet for centuries?

Does the rest of the family socialize much with her? Even if they tolerated the racism, she’s such a blabbermouth that I assumed that the Queen would keep contact with her to events where they were both scheduled, whatever the living arrangements were.

Prince Philip doesn’t have many years left, so she won’t have t put up with him for long. I think Princess Michael will be the real issue and she lives at Kensington when Harry is expected to continue living after he marries.

The palace is never going to confirm an unannounced engagement. I don’t know why stupid people keep asking them.

To be perfectly honest, she’s a big goddamn breath of fresh air for The Royal Family.

You will always have my support in whatever you decide to do. I just wish there was more that I could say or do to help. But I’m not going to give up. I’m going to keep trying to think of a way to get rid of Meteor.