• Dermot Mulroney described The Christmas Train by saying, “It’s a great story, couldn’t be simpler: Christmas. Train.”

• Bobby Finger said, “There are too many books!!!”

• Megyn Kelly said, “I know you play a jaded journalist...”

Again? I’ll be the first to admit that I like the movie but I mean...again?

Blake Shelton being anything that elicits any kind of public attention is beyond comprehension. That he isn’t the assistant manager of a struggling Subway is a wonder.

He was “hot” in the ‘70s:

Nick Nolte had his moments when he was younger, though.

1. Barron’s father

Firstly, I’m glad Gary is doing well because I have been wondering about that.

Considering he started out like this, we all have a chance.

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Because Blake Shelton can’t win with me:

Gwen,

I don’t know what it means or says about me but I knew what Gary that was going to be before clicking and thought “I’m glad he’s doing good”.

Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017

Good on you, Australia, for doing something right for once that wasn’t Tim Tam related.

On Tuesday, the Australian Bureau of Statistics unveiled the results

Off topic, but Trump just tweeted this:

But Trump is the best president ever! Oh, wait:

My grandmother was born in 1929 (I think) and she refused to wear pants because she thought it was unladylike or something. My aunt finally convinced her to put on pants to wait for the bus during a snow storm in the 1980's. After that she swore she would never leave the house in a skirt again. And she added ‘keeping…