Megyn Kelly returned with the story of Rob Jones, the vet with two prosthetic legs

I turned on this show in hopes that hate-watching it is as fun as Bobby makes it seem. It is not fun to hate-watch at all. Bobby makes it fun to hate-watch. Anyway, I happened to catch this Suzanne Somers interview. It was really weird because I had the closed captions on and I’m reading this like “are they talking…

Lots of people having trouble with the word “feminist” these days, making me think we need a new, better word. How about “shequalist” or, if you’re so inclined, “megynist.”

What kind of sadist would do that? Greek life should be banned from college campuses. Next, they’ll even make one of the pledges watch this show every day and comment on it in exhaustive detail in some kind of bulleted list, the sick fucks.

• Megyn Kelly discussed a hazing case at Penn State.

Can I just say - if I had never even tried a case, and was appointed a pretty high ranking federal judge position I’D BE HORRIFYINGLY EMBARRASSED!

Like I know I am not qualified. People know I am not qualified. To me thats embarrassing.

Here are the things I know about H.P. Lovecraft. 1. He was a visionary artist who changed the way we think of horror, fantasy, and science fiction, and his ongoing influence on our literary culture cannot be overstated. 2. He was a xenophobe and a racist.

My lawyer friends tell me that it’s really rare to get a “not qualified” distinction, let alone a unanimous one. This dude must be an absolutely garbage lawyer.

And for the last fucking time, yes, literally everyone who got mad that Rue was black in the movie (and also in the books, you dumb fuckers) was absolutely racist. Getting mad that someone is black is categorically racist.

This isn’t about them listening to Jim-Bob because he is closer to God than them. This is about them listening to Jim-Bob because he has all the money. That’s how he controls them all. Also, blanket training:

It is super creepy that he wants to maintain so much control over his adult daughters. I am in favour of anything that might push him over the edge.

Meanwhile, I’ve been considering attempting to formulate a religion all around Santa and Christmas. I want to see the Christians react to “Christmasism”. Santa was born one cold December day and he died to come back again and bring toys to all the good girls and boys!

I don’t even know her but I already hate her after reading the word “enchilasagna.” Fuck that shit. If you want easy enchiladas. Nuke a bag of corn tortillas until soft and spray them with Pam. That’s fucking gross, too, but at least it’s not fucking pasta.

I have a difficult time with her partnership with Walmart.

Because, Walmart.

First of all, I mention that she’s the second-largest employer in her area. Second of all, this.

I only know about Brantley Gilbert because he opened for Willie Nelson at Willie’s 4th of July concert last year. He’s basically a walking country music stereotype. Thanked God, America, the troops, guns and talked about how evil cancer was. Also, someone named their kid Brantley in 1985. #murica

I don’t usually shop at Walmart, but working in rural Maine this summer left me with limited options, and I have to say, The Pioneer Woman kitchen stuff, towels, dishware, etc., were all super adorable. I barely resisted buying a kitschy colorful ceramic creamer that I would, never, ever use. And I still want this…

I remember the actual hate websites dedicated towards her from about..10 years ago or so? And the main beef seemed to be that she was downplaying their wealth and I’m like..dude, anyone can see she’s shooting with a very expensive camera, and all her kitchen stuff was fairly high end. It was OBVIOUS there was money.

A cooking channel lady that makes gross hi caloric tex mex stuff and sells cookware.

I mumbled “Who the fuck” too, but this is the SECOND straight dirtbag to include Amber and Brantley’s big news!