My thought process the past few months:

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

Jim Cooke, you have outdone yourself, sir. Bravo.

I need a bourbon after that Giving Tree recap.

I don't know if there's anything beyond you, but something definitely went over you.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Even now, just at the mention of those stupid Fanta ads, I cringe. But, I REMEMBER THE JINGLE, DAMNIT!!

I smell a potential Pats punishment.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

I like that Draper's dad types emails in 40 pt font.

1. Samer's Mom (Sister)

Draper's dad is so cool I'm going to assume his first name is Don.

Frankly, it doesn't matter. The season was over at the bye (3-5). After all the hits Cutler has taken in his 4 years here, I'm surprised the guy lasted this long.

KISS THE RINGS

As someone who has been diagnosed with Celiac disease, the amount of commercial exposure the gluten-free diet has received has drastically improved the quality of my life. It has never been more convenient to live with the diet (it could be better, but I'll take anything I can get). That being said, the amount of…

Lightsabers are plasma energy. I don't think they should count as a laser, which are light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

cant generate clickbait without a sensational headline.

oh, shut the hell up.