Not that I feel good about seeing a Hitler video, but I figured it was something worth watching and all i got was a “Please sign in to view this Video.” Total Fail.

GAH, that video changed, Leslie, rescue me, my other burner account is at work!

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

Kyle Farnsworth absolutely DROPPING Paul Wilson.

Illinois v. New York isn’t as big as city-slickers (especially Chicago) make it out to be. Everyone in Illinois hates Wisconsin.

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

Heck, Adrian Peterson painted a shitty picture of himself in half that time using nothing but a stick.

Fucking hell. Doctor says my swimmers are all degenerates, too.

I summon AMATEUR LEGAL EXPERTS OF KINJA

Well, guess you’ll just have to settle for Eaton him out then.

This always makes me angry. Media/fans complain when they get nothing but boilerplate cliche answers, then when somebody gives them something other than pablum, they have the vapors and whine because player/coach/exec doesn’t speak in generally accepted platitudes.

Racism is obviously a problem, but we should have learned by now that it won't be cured by extra long sentences.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.

Winston's lawyer explains:

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

Agreed. What seems to get lost in all the Simmons hate-reading and Simmons sucking his own schtick is that the guy doesn't know a blessed thing about basketball. The only play he ever mentions by name is the high screen, and I bet if you held a gun to Larry Legend's head Simmons couldn't draw one up. Oddly, he seems…