Illinois v. New York isn’t as big as city-slickers (especially Chicago) make it out to be. Everyone in Illinois hates Wisconsin.

Bruce Levenson? The Bruce Levenson?

SMU should give this guy the death penalty.

If you substitute SMU with Northwestern, you have my dad. Add on the cubs, and bears then you'll have a suicide note.

it looks like my douchy dc friend when he leaves his 2k controller vacant in the game

Waiting on the Mets eventual move to the BK.

Again and again, Thomas discovers new means to add to the shit-pile he built in New York with another role player who will take shots from 'melo.

classic parking lot maneuver. just plain ol' execution.

Who buries a kid in a Styrofoam cooler?

Is there a gift shop where I can purchase a Jay Marriotti plaque?

It's nothing.

Yeah, I can't make it with a bun anymore

Creative director, but yes, same thing.

Get a job.

Deadspin did request that the footage be 'gluten-free'.

As someone who has been diagnosed with Celiac disease, the amount of commercial exposure the gluten-free diet has received has drastically improved the quality of my life. It has never been more convenient to live with the diet (it could be better, but I'll take anything I can get). That being said, the amount of…

kaepernick cutler swap?

pylons are deceivingly heavy and awkward to grip. never happening

Anyone see a cutler and pick for kaepernick swap? Both are "cap friendly" longterm deals. Jay plays in an offense that actually runs the ball while Colin helps the bears get past the packers.