I feel like waiting period is not exactly the worst part about this situation, where was the baby while the parents here doing drugs?

She’s dead so she’s no longer a person and her past and family magical vanish. Duh, logic!

Yes, but that would be too logical! We don’t want your foreign two cents!!

Oh! That makes so much sense! I know of the Eminem song but I didn’t make the connection. I thought stan was like a play on fan plus another word. I wouldn’t exactly want to relate myself or my actions with that character...

Kardashien?

Yeah, I’ve never heard of “stan” outside of Jezebel (admittedly, I do not have much other exposure to what’s hip and happening besides Jezebel) but I didn’t think people actually said stan in a spoken conversation, let alone refer to themselves as a stan... In my mind it sounds like someone referring to themselves as…

I don’t hate her for her plastic surgery because, her body her choice but think she was so beautiful before too.

Oh, it’s a women’s health issue. That’s why they don’t want to change the gun laws!

That is still an option for children but I think most parents choose that service so their child gets to their destination without getting lost, not being harassed by strangers. The first time I flew without my parents I was 18 but that was only because I was afraid I’d make a mistake and get lost. I’m sure I would…

I regularly feel the urge but unfortunately my ovaries do not hang out. I am determined to wear a crop-top with no bra on my 99th birthday though. May you all pray I do not live so long!

Jeez, if they’re that adamant about anti vaccine, why do they give birth in the hospital in the first place?

I bet Pomeranians are the most delicious!

A lot of people have said similar things but, there’s dogs are used for food in that festival, right? It’s no different than the meat harvested in the US... People in South America eat guinea pigs but we aren’t up in arms about that. In Japan, horse meat is commonly consumed as a delicacy. I can’t bring myself to eat…

I was wondering if they recruit people already infected or if they inject it into test subjects.

It is so perplexing because Michelle is always so well dressed...does she not give him any advice on his jeans?

It is hilarious!

Oh my gosh. I love your mom.

I grew up near Cambridge!

If someone shot up the NRA would they be able to protect themselves?

Or, bear with me here, we could abolish the draft in its entirety and use our human and economic resources in education.