Discrimination would be refusing to eat a sandwich because it has chicken in it!

Ehem, being likened to Ms. Devereaux is an honor!

I have to correct you on one thing. These mom’s aren’t just from Ohio. I’ve seen plenty growing up in Massachusetts as well.

Are people not able to turn their life around after a few poor decisions? I thought that was what turning your life around meant. Didn’t think your past was 100% definitive of your future.

Oh, he’s probably the wor$$$$$$t

And since that doesn’t work, prayers and thoughts!

People love everything Black as long as it’s not Black.

Please don’t take this as victim blaming or shaming, I am genuinely curious:

I used to love going for dinner at the local Indian restaurant back home but the craziest thing was walking up the next morning and my armpits reeking of the chicken tikka masala!

How recently did they start reading Jezebel???

I personally could never imagine dating someone twice my age but I do think when you are so emotionally close with someone, the age difference is the last thing on your mind (I do not support praying on minors, of course).

WHAT. IS. THE. REASON. TO. OWN. 10 CARS????? Where do you put them all? Do you pay auto insurance for each one? How do you keep track of all the keys????

Our senior dog regularly puked and diarrhea’d on me. He’s doing better but now that I live in another country, it’s parents’ problem. I can handle kids and pets but if adults puke around me I don’t trust myself to be able to hide my queasiness.

You’re like my funky cool aunt who always sends the best holiday cards. I don’t know where she finds them but getting mail from her is always such a treat!

A highschool biology class in Japan discovered a way to hatch a chicken egg outside of its shell, tell your ovaries to hold on to those eggies a little while longer!!

Because us damn females can’t be trusted!

Exactly. Their priority is fewer sluts by way of shaming.

Our Paco is a Mexican and African immigrant (Chihuahua-Basenji rescue from Puerto Rico). He’s shaking in his little winter booties!

I like spicy Indian curry.