Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

The only thing the current immigration system has managed to definitively accomplish is the creation of an exploitable underclass. We need to stop pretending that this is a bug and not a feature.

If they’re still alive, the 7 people that were surprised when Ricky Martin came out are SHOCKED by this. Shocked.

Make fun of me if you want, I love this kind man and his music. I’m glad he finally gets to enjoy being himself. Go Barry! Go Barry!

Barry and Garry? MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

Yeah my first thought was whether you could trust that a guy actually got it.

Are there days yet when Trump hasn’t been shown to be an embarrassment? Surprise! Words have meaning, asshole. I hope this is a multimillion dollar lawsuit that drags him through the mud for a long, long time.

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

If they’re supposed to be selling clothes they are failing because I can’t tell what any of those clothes are supposed to look like when they’re on except the orange top.

eeeeepp...I think that some advanced sexting, like i’m into some kinky shit but I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing those kinks right off the bat. He had me with the vibrator torture stuff, then after that it got a little creepy.

Yes, sadistic, and possibly a control thing. If you aren’t into it, say it.

Run. fast.

Whew good thing that ban never passed or else I’d be STARVING

When will white people address their culture of violence?

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

I wonder who the trumpers will blame when millions of barrels of oil end up polluting water or will they even waste breath on acknowledging the spill at all?

it’s probably one of those super padded bras that could stop a bullet from VS

(I know it’s not actually that spontaneous and the people actually do audition beforehand and stuff but I freaking love this show.)