I don’t see how the title has to state her sexual orientation... Do homosexual women look different from heterosexual women?

I wonder how they responded to that. If they refused, the neuropath should have called child services

How dare you speak the P word!! It’s “the time of the month”, “ the monthly visitor who shall not be named “!!! You crazed feminist sluts are ruining our children!! /s

My nipples are pretty small, it’s the areola, the area around the nipple that was dark and large. When I was younger I just thought they were ugly and looked like sliced of salami slapped onto my chest!! Haha!

That is awesome!! Congrats on your success and I’m excited for your sleeve too!

The magic of sparkle is truly a wonder!

At my young and impressionable age I saw that as what boys (and I mean boys, because real men value more than looks) liked. And I wanted to be liked. Also I had no other outlet to compare my naked body...what were vaginas supposed to look like?

It’s not tasteless, it’s tasteful!

Porn certainly made me feel shitty about the way I looked. We didn’t have the money for me to whine about getting procedures to my parents though (while my amazing parents did save up money to get lazer hair removal after years of seeing me come home in tears from being teased by peers).

Rescues are the best. You meet some of the most unique and intelligent pups. My Chihuahua-Basenji? Mix was a stray from Puerto Rico and I’ve honestly never met a more intuitive dog! (also he hates rainy walks as pictured. His name is Paco)

You have bring your pup to work days??? That’s so much better than being your kid to work days! Better trained!

Stop this nonsense! All dogs are beautiful! It’s things like this that create unrealistic standards of beauty for dogs. What about the babies that lost?? What about the cuties that never made the cut out could afford to participate! Let’s stop pitting* pups against each other!!!!!!1!!1!!!

Who and who?

“Friend$$$$"

Like isn’t this one of those things where God tests you? Like, only the devil will dangle a large sum of money in front of a financially struggling person with the catch that you have to make a sex tape...

Don’t listen to the scientists. God has a plan for us.... A plan for us to die!

The 3 year old boy I babysit is really struggling to pronounce my name (sho is tough, even my own brother couldn’t say it right at that age—though he did have a bit of a speech impediment. He would call spiders, pider). I told him he could give me a cool nickname if that was easier... His top choice: “poo poo master”

Their names both start with the same two letters and p is basically an upside down b.... Suspicious....

Uh, Parent Trap???!! Computers do magical things!!!!!1!!! Unless LiLo actually does have a twin that Deena is keeping locked up

Think of the children!!! (Who’ve all come in contact with a breast at some point, uhhh this is utterly stupid.) I feel like genitals out in public is a little much, but breasts aren’t offensive in anyway.