You should give profits to planned parenthood. The bigots would absolutely love that.

Pffft yeah right if someone offered them a 20 they would take it no matter who is on it. Don’t kid yourselves, sweet darling bigots, money is money is money.

Yo, I wouldn’t even mess with a turkey, man!

Shut it, Jia! You’d look cute in a burlap sack!

Oh, no I’m sure she does. She just can’t handle accepting her darling baby boy is anything but extraordinary. She’ll settle for “typical” because, who’s she kidding?

And the gun nuts always say those people were not responsible gun owners or they were mentally ill.... Waiting to hear a story about the elusive “good guy with a gun”. Maybe I shouldn’t hold my breath

And probably had to do with a séancée #Illuminati

You can literally Google absolutely anything and find a handful of people who do just that.

I think uniqlo just uses the same sizes they do in Japan. Japanese sizes always run smaller than US. What I wear in M from the States, I have to wear in L or LL. It really is ego-crushing.

I think she’s beautiful but I hate the whole “mouth-open”pose. It makes me feel like she’s got a stuffy nose. I want to grab her a Kleenex or some Benadryl.

A GENTLE KISS OF DEATH

Isn’t “removed to the countryside” what parents tell kids when their pet dies??

Can he be a guest writer for the Slot??

I hate when white people complain about being attacked for cultural appropriation with the whinny excuse that “black women straighten their hair and wear wigs to look like white people, so they’re appropriating too”. They do those things because white society has treated them like shit for wearing their hair naturally…

I’m mixed! I’ll write it for her. Clearly she has many questions about being within two races and cultures as an idiot and a “mono-racial” person and I will answer about my hardships.

In the suburb near Boston where I grew up we had one officer in our high school. Something about him always made me uncomfortable though. He seemed a bit too friendly with the “problem” girls in my grade.

I made a peanut butter, honey, banana sandwich once and I put it on the table in the livingroom. I went to go grab a napkin and when I returned my sandwich and my sleeping dog were gone.

And I thought Massachusetts was bad...

My parents have me a short and phonetic Japanese name so it wouldn’t give Americans too much trouble and I wouldn’t suffer any terrible nicknames. Shoko pronounced show-ko. Yet I often got “shock-o”. I had a middle school science teacher who could not get my name the whole year, no matter how many times I corrected…

Duh, it’s called American Idol, not Equality Idol. Can’t be going around having colored Yanks winning, that would be unpatriotic!