Uhm I would much prefer soundless porn because nothing is more repulsive sounding than sloppy pussy licking.

Oh wow yeah definitely absolutely. Why don’t the US just drop another atom bomb on us then. Yes thank you.

I told my TI-93 that I was lonely and it told me I was 55378008...

That’s cool, I’m glad Xena is coming back and there will be a show with strong lesbian heroes. But I feel like they are just strengthening a stereotype. Does a “butch” woman always have to be lesbian? And do lesbians always have to be “butch”?

What?! I feel like I shouldn’t be so surprised at the things Trump dumps do by now but I guess I haven’t learned.

How did he not shit himself the moment he was tazered? I think I would have!

Michelle’s everything is incredible. I need that dress. I will never have an appropriate event to wear it to but maybe I can wear it to the play ground with my babies a la Mariah Carey some day.

Nooo the video won’t play in my country!

Mine was crimson red. Open the flood gates, aunt Flo!!

It’s like living in a shady neighborhood but for financial reasons you are unable to leave. You go on living everyday trying to avoid the really bad parts of town, but you can’t always avoid it. For the most part you are used to the uneasy feeling when you walk by the bad neighborhood. People tell you if you are so…

The advancement of technology and medical science is amazing and wonderful but I wonder if this is the type of research we should be spending our time and money on. Whenever I see stories of IVF or uterin transplants, I think of all the poor children waiting to be adopted all over the world. Is it really so bad to not…

It sounded kind of Khloe to me

He also played Drew Carey’s brother! That was a fabulously terrible show as many in that era were.

It's my preferred nose-picking finger

Perhaps that’s the point, being alive ages you! You won’t age a day when you’re dead!

Dr. Ooze

I think that mouth diarrhea coincides with the purging part of an eating disorder

It wasn’t Brittany Murphy’s ghost but I had a dream last night John Stamos entrusted me with his beloved tabby cat and I lost him. I am still recovering from this nightmare. Not only did I lose a beautiful cat, I lost he trust of a beautiful man!

I’m not saying that everyone HAS TO learn martial arts. I’m just not cool with the way you are saying martial arts is bad. You’re the one advocating that it's not good.

Oh cool! Is that even a coincidence?