It is, I never thought it would happen to me. And he was a really nice kid with an lovely family but I was not into him at all. I think the hardest part was breaking up with his family, he had the sweetest little sisters!

“We come from two different worlds” which I actually used to break up with my high school football defenseman boyfriend. I had been a nobody in our class until suddenly of of the most popular guys in school decided he liked me. I was a quiet nobody and I liked it that way. I just couldn’t feel comfortable in his…

Hey! That’s not nice! We’re not all like that!

Can anyone tell me the origin of the word “meme”? Like I know what a meme is but I just realized I have no idea where the name came from.

What do you propose instead then?

You can cure this with a diet of raw kale juice, quinoa and coconut oil

“I love women, they make great sandwiches!”

I was told I got HPV years after getting the vaccination. I didn’t have symptoms and it was something that the dr said would clear up by itself but am still salty about it today. I would have appreciated being told in the beginning there are other strains of HPV that it doesn’t cover.

You can buy cookies for friends or the office! That’s a great way to win brownie points (tee hee hee I’m so clever) and not succumb to sugary temptations!

I would say this is a lot safer than in the old days sending little girls door to door selling cookies. Does that not sound like a terrible idea to anyone?

I guess I don't know what bankruptcy means because I always hear of rich people going bankrupt and they still seem loads richer than I am...

Not a perpetual single but I feel the same confusion. I have no idea why someone would stay through this.

Thank you.

I feel like the world hasn’t fucked Kesha over enough yet.

The one and lonely ;(

I’ll get you that coat if you can get me that puppy.

I’ve seen a couple episodes of her show and it seems like all her trans friends are telling her the same exact thing in every episode and she still doesn't get it.

Suggestive but sad. Sensual but depressed. Mysterioussssssss

People have toooooooo much time on their hands.

I’m partial to ;( and I try to use it wherever I can.