I need him. Bring him to Japan please!! I will give him so much love and giant carrots!

Someone’s just jealous they can’t whip or nae-nae.

Perhaps it’s an *artisnal* name and the “h” isn’t pronounced.

Fortune says: “Fear not, for no baby is descending upon your immediate future. Lucky Numbers: 5, 34, 72”

I don’t know, maybe treat us equally as human beings before trying to treat us equally as human weapons? If you want to force me to fight for the country, protect me from rape and give me control of my uterus first.

I've heard more than once of kids having sex or the like on school busses and I honestly can't figure out the logistics of that either. How does no one say anything??

Hmm it will be difficult for them to blame the victims for dressing like sluts and asking for it in this case...what excuse will they come up with now?

Me too but I know I would probably rip out their lungs with my bare hands and strangle them with their own intestines.

Literally hahaha

Savage!

Debut single is titled “Sap Fap”

Uhhh people who get what’s chic and artisanal! Clearly you are not one of the enlightened! I have no time to explain to you poor pleb, it seems my darling Pomelo is waking from her mid-morning nap.

Those aren’t their kids’ names! It’s Buddah and Kumquat.

All I want in my life is to poo free and carelessly!!!!!!!! Hahaha

Oh you don't even know how much I want to! I just physically can't. I certainly have tried!!

Being caught in the middle of a poo would be me worst nightmare! I'm just so afraid of taking too long in the bathroom and having people *know* I was pooing!! Ugh it's so stupid! My brain wants to say it's ok but my body is like NOOOO!!!!

Oh, I am a caffiend and so far it does nothing if I am in the vicinity of anyone who hadn't changed my diaper as a baby.

My mom told me what fixed her pooblems was giving birth. Well, I don’t know if that’s really a fix, she may just have grandmother fever. My anxiety is mostly about the time it takes me to poo and people knowing I am pooing. The thing is I live in Japan now where bowel movements aren’t as taboo as back in the States…

Me toooo! The worst part is I can't even poo at home when my boyfriend is over. I was a bloated wreck by the end of our long-weekend together. Just thinking of a future of sharing a roof with a significant other gets my bowels in a knot. Does anyone know how to fix this????

Perhaps this is god’s punishment for the people taking away women’s rights to bodily autonomy.