I’ve fantasized about killing a few of my exes and I prefer my coffee black, but that’s no proof I am a psychopath! Just don’t go looking into the crawl space in the back of my basement. There’s nothing to see there.

Narcissism is a key characteristic of those with psychopathic tendencies!

Backup for your false nails perhaps. I don’t know but I am guilty of carrying unnecessary but potentially useful crap.

Yaaaaasssssss! Angelica Huuuuuuston! Is there any way that I can be reincarnated as her in my next life? That is all I want.

Shut up female, this isn’t about you. Go shove a tampon in it.

I’m a half white woman so I only act entitled half the time.

She is a woman and it is a men’s lockerroom. The same way a male reporter would not be allowed in a women’s lockerroom. What's the issue here? Wait till they come out to the hall for your scoop or interview.

Was just going to say this. Like, remember when ScarJo decided she wanted to start a music career?

I'm not religious but if I were, that would be such an amazing idea!

No way, that would require a lot more than 30 showers afterwards!

Ha! The mere notion that someone else would have control over your body and your reproductive choices! Inconceivable!

So is this a new trend, with like Zoey Kravitz too?

My freshman college roommate once described Hepatitis A as “A for awesome” because she lots a ton of weight when she contracted it on a family vacation and became violently sick.

That he had her FATHER pay for!! Or did I read that wrong?

How do I like this multiple times?

My ex had a friend he refused to introduce me to until we bumped into each other one time during a date. He was the quintessential Boston bro. He was also an entrepreneur and kept describing a new business idea as “money in the cup”.

Kinda-r cute actu-lly, hahaha

I'm a pair of clippers away from shaving my head. I just don't have the clippers and can't justify going to a salon for something I could easily do myself. Ha!

Seriously! I think this counts as a form of child abuse, no?

I bet their bonobo research didn’t get very far. I bet their observations were the course of “Netflix and chill”