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This is a good point. If my eggs can be used to help a couple unable to get pregnant, then I would be for it but if my mother were to try to create a grandchild out of my eggs I would feel it was unfair to the child to be born when she or he doesn't even know if their mother knew about them. So what is the grandmother

Do celebrities gestate faster than plebs because I thought they just got married. When my friends become pregnant they are pregnant for I swear like 2 years!

I get it Hollywood, there are just not that many Asians in this world. You did the best you could do to represent a scarce minority.........

Initially read that at “shit in his bingo seat” and since it was FL I could understand his motives. But I am shocked that it was just because she SAT in his chair.

I am glad romance still exists in this world. Malia is a lucky young woman and I wish her and her betrothed a fruitful marriage of heirs.

Looks like a bad case of hemorrhoid flare-up.

That iPhone 6 looks tiiiiiny in his beast hands

#85- this is a first

Pitbull, I am trying so hard to like you here. Stop making it impossible.

Can we censor Fox, cos they’re a bunch of boobs and dickwads too.

Looks like we’re in the same lonely boat my friend.

Wait, we’ve been x-raying human mummies for ever. How had no one thought of running the animals through the machine until now??

Just wait a couple months, they’ll have a Keeping Up episode about how she did in fact say high as fuck.

I enjoyed these “grams” but I have an anecdote about shitty kids that I’d like to share.

I would yell “enjoy the hepatitis, asshole!”

Her brows. I am dying for her brows!

I’ve gotta say, Rihanna did it first and did it better.

This is like when you’re Facebook Stalking someone you really don’t want to friend and somehow your finger slips and you accidentally hit the friend button because damn it your thumb is too big for your ultra sensitive smartphone. The worst feeling ever.

She’s channeling Cher and I love it!

Crazy idea, just bear with me here for a second...what if we just eat a little more fresh fruit and vegetables and a little less processed junk food?