If someone wants to bring her to Japan, I’ll give her a loving home!

I starred this but I also think there might be something about shooting bowling balls rapid-fire out of your coochie. My IUD is raging just thinking about it!

Where’d his upper lip go? I’d like to keep mine...

The back of the dog’s head is RADICULUS!

“Bobby Flay and Giada de Laurentiis are totally making gnocchi together.”

Baby steps. At least we’re stepping forward and not backwards!

This just reaffirms my fear of people in giant animal/mascot costumes. Fuck you Easter Bunny, Fuck you and all your evil friends!

I’m not judging this woman for having sex with a bunch of random people but I'm judging her for not using birth control. No IUD, no pill?! You are a fool!!

No way. I hate that shit. (But I’m sure everyone’s done it in the heat of the moment with a couple shots of tequila under their belt. I'm sure I have...too many tequilas, can't rember) but hetero PDA is just as disgusting as homo PDA.

Move them ladies up to business!

Amurrrr’cuh!!

Those damn hipsters!

My restriction and binge-purge episodes began as a coping mechanism for stress during deep depression. It had nothing to do with weightloss. At that time I felt the weightloss was the only positive thing happening in my life and then when life started getting better that's when the binge-purge got worse.

Uh yeah, and purging a $20-30 binge multiple times a day is not gonna make you rich! I’ve been down that road and though I haven’t had an episode for about two months I don’t know when I will be able to declare myself “cured”. I don’t even think that is a possibility sometimes. Even if you’re not actively restricting…

Ugh ok I don’t want to be a Debbie downer, I love this show (hate that Netflix doesn’t stream in Japan...) but I really don’t like the Chinese woman’s character. Like how many times do I have to see an Asian man or woman portrayed like this? They’re made to look stupid and given one-liners that are “funny” because…

This is so stupid. Let the girl wear a stupid suit she pays too much for. I say? Let’s ban the kids who arrive in ductape dresses. If you’re concerned about class, THAT’S what you should be looking out for.

Hufflepuff?!??!!

I've been drinking tap water since I was little and nothing's wrong with me! My mom says the foot growing out of my head is perfectly normal.

Nopenopenopenope. Nope.

Well, they should be raging at Nikki for copping her rap voice then too!