Name your daughter Mill(ie), and have two boys and name them John and Stuart!

Ickhabod. The best boy-name for girls.

Sun energy!

I wonder how often he gets asked during intercorse to say "have mercy"

By ways of Stamos trademarked melodic sex?

I don't know but I volunteer to conduct thorough testing in this melodic intercourse with aforementioned party.

I swear. The All Blacks Haka is the quickest way to get me pregnant.

Don't know about a stink but they may make a queef about it.

Of course not! He's not the one with tits! (Sarcasm. I agree with you.)

Chili should always be capitalized because Chilis make everything more Delicious.

Can someone explain underboob to me? I was thinking it was the result of a too-skimpy bikini top but the "When people take these 'underboob selfies' no one can see their faces," has thrown me off.

yeahhhhh but this guy sounds like he's at least middle aged and that falcon was expected to live 22 more years. He may not have expected himself to live so long.

Then why would she herself report that she beat the falcon?

She probs ate duck confit that very evening.

uh yeah! Falcons are hunting birds. They don't eat sunflower seeds and berries like sparrows. What if it was a wild falcon just catching a meal for survival?! Circle of life, woman. Had she never seen Lion King?!

I imagine pet birds to have some sort of ankle bracelet or harness, no?

GAG.

Maybe my wording is poor. I want to know if anyone with medical knowledge could tell me anything. I didn't mean to ask if Jazz herself has had surgery. I'm curious about how the surgery works.

You need a vacation, mama! Treat yourself!

I just snorted coffee out of my nose. Thank you bit was worth it.