no no, Oprah is not afraid of lions, she is afraid of public outcry and ridicule for photoshopping and claiming to face her fear of lions. She's facing her fears so head-on she is creating her own catalyst for them! Oh Oprah's fooled us again! That clever gal!

what's he think, once he hits her and steals her phone she will realize it's true love and thank him?

urine, huh. I guess I won't be bleeding out innocent virgins for my evening cocktails then...so much for Lady Bathory's beauty tips.

would a daily dose of formalin give me eternal youth???!???!!!

Ho DAMN! Do they ship globally? I am in DIRE NEED OF SOME THINMINTS AND SAMOAS IN MY MOUTH/LIFE

nothing good comes out of Black Friday

Wasn't there a very similar case a little while back about a girl with Down's syndrome who was raped by one or a few boys from her school?

it's too late "Lemony Snicket"!!! I will never forgive you for lying about your name or your death! I believed you! I grieved for you and you took advantage of my delicate nine-year-old feelings!!!!!!!

how does a 17-year old pass for a 6th grader? Is this the Disney Channel?

pooh don't have genitals cos he's not a real bear! Or do Polish stuffed animals all have peens and veens?

I think it would be great to have cable be like an a-la-carte menu. You only pay for what you want (maybe you get all the channels for free for the first month as a bonus trial). I remember when my family had cable and there were so many channels we just wouldn't watch. I can do without trash like MTV or VH1, all I…

shouldn't have named him Havoc. Shoulda named him Stayathome.

you trollin'?

I appreciate this guy for what he's done and what he believes in but as a young some-what fashionably aware female, I can hardly tell the difference between men's suits so I would probably have not noticed either.

it's the chupacabra

what is a Diplo?

I didn't know about chicks but I have received little science/pet sets from people where you have to order butterfly larvae or tadpols for your tanks.

memories! I almost lost my baby brother there once. Unfortunately my plans were spoiled and my parents found him....

I've wanted nothing more than to have children (eventually) since I was a little girl. Lately these stories and others have made me so fearful to have one. Luckily I am currently not living in the USA for school. Perhaps I can convince my American boyfriend to have our future children and raise them here instead.

if you were trying to make a point, you should have called out an actress who ISN'T a Goodwill Ambassador....?