The title led me to believe this story was about a grown woman who was beat up for acting like a childish shit to her own mother.

in my experience most people named Jefferey and Shoshanna are insufferable.

find a synonym for Asshole that starts with R and you can name your cat FDR

it took me a while to realize "mate poaching" was using the "huntin' wit ma rifle" poaching and not the fancy eggs Benedict kind of poaching. I was imagining men bobbing in a cyclone of boiling water in a saucepan...

but really, what are the odds they are using the fancy fish fillets?

I just watched the tape, why didn't the car that pulled up behind them do anything?!

canned tuna should not be used beyond the realms of tuna salad or an occasional treat for your Mr. Mittens.

why in the heavens do Americans love casserolling everything?!

TL;DR, ugh just cos your child wears clothing from a celeb who's made mistakes in their past doesn't mean your precious baby is going to be just like them. You don't have to dress your baby in their clothes and it's not like a piece of clothing had the power to shape your baby's future. If your baby turns out to be…

Damn, I already have an irrational fear that I am sterile (I have been on birth control most if my adult life and never had any scares so how do I know I can even have babies in the first place?!?!!!) now I have to worry about another way I could possibly fail a pregnancy!!

I was just gonna mention that.

what were we to expect? This is a culture where breast feeding in public is inappropriate.

oh good cuddly god! The way he just flipped that cub into his lap! Where can I get a panda to wrestle with?!!!?!!????

not a fan of his music, I love Latin music but his lyrics grossed me out. Lately though, I've thought maybe he's not such a terrible guy?

I think it's frequency.

how do these seemingly routine traffic pull-overs reveal drugs so often? Like do these people wave them in the officers' faces? "I may have a broken taillight but let my distract you with this stash of illegal drugs that I have!"

I'm against the ray rice costume because abuse is never funny but I think the Ebola costume is more of a poke at the people who are overreacting about the whole thing, and not the disease itself. If it was the disease wouldn't we see a sexy microbe costume or a costume covered in puke blood and piss?

I know "don't judge a book by it's cover" but I wouldn't pick up a book that looked like that even if it had a Pulitzer sticker on it. That is the shittiest cover ever. That's something I'd expect on a tween novel.

Why is it that cats enjoy sittingrg on roombas so much? I thought cats despised anything that seemed to have a mind of it's own.

I'm not trying to dispute your comment but I just had a "fun" fact. Gun laws are so strict here (in Japan) that no one carries them. Not even police. They have knight sticks. Like 99.99% of violent offenses involve knives cos people just don't have guns.