pray ON them.

For basically all of human history there have been stories of both inucubus and sucubus. Very fascinating. Could probably be explained by sleep paralysis and sexy dreams but still.

I got legit chills. This story is kinda sweet though. I wish my grandparents would visit me. I especially wish my cat would visit me. He was my most recent loss and it really took a blow to me.

the fuck is she/he handing out, Godhiva?!

I never thought I'd agree with KKim on anything. I fully support her on this.

FOR PETE'S SAKE!! IF Y'ALL JUST WALKED YOUR PUPS PROPER, BOTH YOU AND YOUR DOG WOULDN'T BE CARRYING EXTRA WEIGHT!!!!! IF YOU CAN'T WALK A DOG DON'T OWN ONE!!!!!!!!!

she's only patient because she's grooming the pup to be her minion. It is all in the plan for the Cat Overlords.

I'm so sorry.

yes! I think mommy-bloggers should be taken with a grain of salt. It's their occupation/hobby to write about a life that will attract readers. Though I absolutely do not doubt that parenting can be extremely messy and tiresome, I feel like sometimes they fluff up the "disasters" to keep their blog interesting.

My affair with The Colonel ended with the cole slaw when I was in middle school. It was passionate and beautiful until one time I found a *woman's* hair in my 'slaw. I felt betrayed and never went back. I still dream of our steamy original recipe love from time to time but I can't bring myself to go back.

Isn't the whole point of Instagram to filter and edit the fuck out of photos? It's funny how people get upset when we all know you just used Willow filter on that caramel frappaccino you had 15 minutes ago!!

you can tag yourself in Halloween party photos of your Facebook friends as "where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

Like an under roll? There was an episode of the Simpsons where Child Protective Services took the kids away from Marge and deemed her an unfit mother because she installed the toilet paper the wrong way. Ever since I saw that episode I've come to judge people as terrible parents if their TP is installed wrong

private poop captain here! It's not that I don't want to poop in public restrooms, I just physically can't even though I really need to. Ever since I graduated from diapers it's been this way. My body even rejects laxatives when I'm in public, it's that bad.

I am a mix of rage and fear for my own womb. What if I can't produce a healthy pregnancy full term? My mother had a miscarriage before I was born. It is an unfortunate thing that can happen even when the mother is doing everything right. This scares me that I would have a 50% chance of being criminalized if I ever…

ugh. Her reaction to plastic surgery makes me cringe. People can do whatever they want to their bodies. And it makes you an infinitely shitty person if you go about telling people what horrible things they've done after they've already done it. Does she think she will convince them to "undo" it? What does she gain by…

looks to me like a Betty bang that wasn't properly styled with gel/wax/what have you and was moved around by wind. I'm sure if they're kept in check they look good.

you mean neololgims

Miley: "Honey, I don't want to embarrass you but your outfit is horrendous."

My work here is done.