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Oct 29
7

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Kellyanne and George Conway must have the most MIND-BLOWING hate sex...

Oct 29
19

WTF is THAT on his temple? Is that a bandaid, a scar, a scary large pimple, where they inserted the anti-gay mind control device, what?

Oct 28
3

Uh, maybe the legal team representing VIP Products needs to get in touch with Topps Inc. and see how they weren’t sued for these. This should have been settled in the 1970s.

Oct 28
8

I’m in month 8 of “never leaving the home except to reprovision or walk the dog” so I really don’t want to be shamed for what’s in my pantry.

Oct 28
16

Speaking of single pancakes, when I was in grad school I used the inter-departmental mail system to send a friend of mine a single pancake in a large manila envelope. I remember hearing from the grad lounge which was just one door over from my office, “Who mailed me a pancake?!”

Oct 28
17

I must be a screaming Socialist - I have three shelves of Penzey’s spices and herbs. And blends... 

Oct 28
12

But anger! We have to be angry! Stick it to those snooty liberal elites in their snooty New York apartments coming to their snooty... :Checks notes: ...correct conclusions about how stereotypes are wrong.

Oct 28
6

Kinda hard to know sometimes, just depends on the person. I know some native American’s that preferred to be called Indians, and some prefer tribe as well. 

Oct 28
2

The wording in this piece was a shock to my system. Maybe it varies by region but most of my native friends will pop you in the nose if you use the word “tribe.” They insist, and I believe rightly so, that the word is Nation. Anyone else experience this?

Oct 28
9

The NYTimes is not “liberal elite”, it is just elite. I was an avid reader up until they pulled their Iraq War cheerleading bullshit and haven’t looked back. The same applies to the Bezos owned Washington Post. The Guardian is the best news daily in the US. Our shame is that it is from the UK. Read more

Oct 28
27

The whole thing is pretty transparent, seemingly suggesting that fridges stocked with healthy ingredients are, naturally, the result of a prudent Democrat household—whereas fridges packed with Pepsi must be the work of anti-science Trumpers, right? Read more

Oct 16
3

Reminds me of the utter joy I get in Control when, every once in a while, I decide that a certain row of cubicles deserves the FULL ROCKSTAR TREATMENT and I trash the living hell out of everything in the room for a while. Destructible environments in video games can be so cathartic. :)