They mention Superman III in Office Space.

So... how long until Superman III sues Office Space for meme theft?

Guy sure is talkative for someone with absolutely no mention of a lawyer.

He forgot the part where either Zulily and/or GameStop’s building would end up in flames, but then again I guess this doesn’t help erase records these days anymore... also, the money should be on some poor sap abused worker hands instead of GameStop stocks and what seems like a catfisher or something.

Of note, Popeye’s will hook up a free pie on your bday (up to one week after) if you use their app

That'll show your arschloch.

“PistenBully” does sound like a German sex toy.

I read “rolling sno-cat the he tried to get back into” and immediately thought about the fact that all the sno cats I’ve seen you have to climb over the tracks to get into the cab. So, he was basically running on a treadmill... until he wasn’t.

Guessing he was trying to get in the door and fell on the track and it rolled him right to the front and off, sort of like the nazi in the Indiana Jones III tank battle scene.

Red Snow Cats always foretell danger...

Where are these $4 and $6 cartons of eggs I keep hearing everyone yelling about?

Look at the tracks again. It’s a belt of ginsu knives. He got slap-chopped.

Ive seen them float over fresh powder so pretty damn low.

Take your damn star

COTD!!!

Or maybe the parking brake doesn’t work anymore owing to the fact it is an obscure, 40 year old piece of machinery.

IMHO he did not set the parking brake or equivalent on it before he got out.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

I wonder what the ground pressure (psi) of that machine is? Those tracks can really spread the weight out.

the depiction of a food product with a bit taken to show the inner contents is something down by literally EVERY food brand across the globe. It’s not something Smucker’s made up and it’s definitely not something they should excpect to be defendable in court.