Did not expect Bellend to be a rare UK version of Bellsprout.

Please alert us when the winner’s friend is admitted for chili cheese keg stand burns to his trachea.

Sounds like you could apply to be the Urine Sommelier at the Bear Grylls Bear and Gryll.

Samara approved. Just watch out for hair in your order.

My sole opinion on this is that the brands superfans be known as “Tacombi Zombies”

Alternative headers: “schmear insanity!” or “No Holiday Schmear this year!”

Yep. So thirsty with the Salt. “All the other sites with their hyped-up clicks better run from my Salt Bae.” (theme song for this series probably)

Yeah 2 thumbs down on the “Bloody Mayo”

Was this person inspired by that recurring villain with the people smoothies on CSI classic?

With marshmallows it’s a dessert, without it can be a side.

The occasionally “good” versions do not come close to making up for the majority of mushy, salty, watery, bland failures.

Don’t forget to salt your hot tub water!

Are we sure this isn’t a next level grift where they syphon student loan dollars to these anuses in expectation of a possible Biden-backed loan forgiveness? Or is this just “Trump U 2: We all eat glue!”?

“You won’t like them when you’re Hangry.”

Be ironic, if in the future he dies from high blood pressure related disease. Then we have gravesite options: Surrounded by statues of himself in signature pose salting the earth he lies in? If cremated, can we use the vapors to make limited edition “Smoked Salt Bae Salts”? Lastly, at least the Takeout can admit it…

Seeing strong evidence that missing brother to Mario and Luigi is working as a food sample guy.

Prosecco producers admit that their customers are so stupid or illiterate they can’t tell the difference. Unless they were planning on sponsoring a Prosec-car in Formula 1 or something, this is a very stupid terroir to die on.

I wonder if enough trending hashtags could change the bookend displayed as we have determined that the flesh suit is a drive by algorithm device. Clearly the keyword “Baby” determined the choice here.

Lore with double evil chips.

Am so disappointed. Was expecting boxes with “Food” on them like in “They Live”