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Turkey rolls. Butterball does a couple. I recommend the dark/white mix as you’re not paying for stuffing and has a nice ying-yangy cross section. Marc Angelo was offering their version for $5 off butterball price point I think as an introductory thing. They also have a very nice pork loin roll (both with stuffing, the Read more

Oct 16
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I think it solidified its’ infamy for me while reading /Talesfromyourserver in which multiple stories of groups asking for side BOWLS of ranch EACH were not uncommon. Also rare witnessed atrocities of Drinking from said bowls.

Oct 15
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Still shares waaay too much with the Shake-Weight, Fleshlight, and other phallically inspired products to be street-legal.

Oct 15
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Don’t piss off the locals, but look for border straddling reserves. Might be a decent down-low method instead of waiting for the lake to freeze safely.

Oct 15
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Counterpoint: While drinking it is a bit much at least it’s not the American propensity to drown everything in Ranch. Ranch is fine, just use some damn moderation!

Oct 13
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Also sew some tiny fishhooks into the flag edges. Harmless if left alone, a repeat of this would be caught red-handed.

Oct 13
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Didn’t know that COVID-45 shared traits with cordyceps. Clearly he’s in last stage fungus-controlled brain zombie mode.

Oct 13
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As an aside, Starbucks is not a coffee chain, it’s a dessert chain selling coffee flavoured drinkable confections.

Oct 12
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To bring us down to their level, better call them “Re-Re-edumbifcation” camps. Stove Touching 101, Bleach Drankin’ 102. How to name kids after the drug you were on while makin’ em: Methanie, Methanial, Methzekiel, and so on.

Oct 12
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I liked the retro ad campaign for Carling Black Label: “Hey Mabel!, Black Label!” That was also the first ice beer sub-brand I tried. Black Ice sounded much cooler than it was tho.

Oct 9
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That is one room-temp mess that can’t even afford both legs of her jeans. I know the pot she’s holding says “Chili” but we all know that’s way too spicy for her.