Lack of knowledge of who was or wasn’t bought off.

Starbucks ad copy : “Ask for Camel Milk for the driest drinks we offer!”

Then we get latte snobs over whether they get Dromedairy or Bactrian. Marketing opportunity for sugar manufacturers tho: “One Hump or Two?”

You know that once he ages out there will be a cross-promotion of “Old Salt Bae Seasoning”

Yup. /Godzilla “Let them fight!” meme

You eat at a Salt Bae establishment, you EXPECT to be salty about the bill.

They keep on wanting you to be a white apologist instead of the Wpipologist that you earned your Doctorate in.

Brexit and all the shortages, and the government has time to waste on this? It’s not candy coated cyanide for god’s sake. Is weed legal in Britain? Time for the Great British Baked show if it is.

With a D rating these aren’t fondue or fondant, just fondon’t.

“Our Salmonella is Artisanal, Gluten-Free and Bespoke, hand-crafted with love!”

A lesser know fact is that a proven treatment for racist bones is breaking them to let the racism out, repeating as necessary. If nothing else this tends to keep the racist immobile, preventing spread to other susceptible individuals.

Congratulations Bobby, you Flayed yourself.

“If you don’t, why should I?”

All I can definitely say, is that sure as hell is not a sandwich. 

Haunted vodka for your Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloo

FDA/EPA/DEA joint taskforce will regulate all Potato Salad fixins to exclude raisins, and other foolish adulterants. 

I just want “Tom Cruise” which only enables your vehicle to drive away from explosions at plaid speeds.

A better clownshoes defence would be that he isn’t racist, It was his truck with the racist motivations which was proudly wearing that traitor flag plate. “I swear Judge, the seller did nut diss clothes my Vee-Hick-Ill had a bigoted Unibody”

Natives don’t count for you as POC, right? That’s the only way you can be that oblivious.

His anger is based on his poorly rolled joints that morning spilling more than half of the weed out of the blunt.