Fendi Resorts to theft.

Well could be worse. At least its not made of refurbed recalled Takata Air Bags.

Soo. Conge(e)ntrifier I suppose. Or Supervillain if she’s hunting down all the pieces of the Anti-Spice Equation.

      All I want to say is that “Iridium Starfish” is totally future slang for cyborg asshole.

Well that’s the problem right there. She let GOD take the wheel, which might have worked with a donkey or oxen pulled cart. Everyone knows you let Jesus take the wheel for IC (JC) engines. And the Holy Ghost only rides firey chariots and motorcycles. Know your rally pantheon partners before you need to call upon them.

“Everything’s Big(ger)oted in Texas!”

       Years later: “Remember when I kept that Black Man from stealing your phone at Walmart?” “Time for the home, ma, your memory is going just as bad as your bigotry.”

Still just a fully rendered unused asset from Battlezone.

Have done this and the from one end only method. “Eating the taco from both ends.” has a nice “burning the candle” reference and also sounds like  an Urban Dictionary variation.

And those header image cars would have been fine if they had set the parking brake. /s

      Not downloading another app but I do want to know what it says if you look at tater tots or pizza rolls.

Is there some kinda Confederate States bio-weapon lab turning out some Cordyceps fungus to add to burnt ends or the water supply? He’s not even doing the “It was economic issues, not race-based slavery” dance here.

      Apart from all the entitled Caucasity on display, did this addled idiot think that hitting a child with a belt would somehow stop them swearing instead of make them get more verbose, creative and offensive in their profanity?

      So much material. “Another clue that this was a white guy was the sign said ‘Black Lives, ‘Mater’ ; turns out Cars played that night.” Surprised he paid cash, was expecting potential direct to video titles: “The Venmo Assassin” “CashApp/Bust a Cap.”

Canada has a no-backsies policy on our right wing exports. Could we convince him to go ‘solve’ the current Cuba thing and then yank his passport/”new phone who dis?” so he can be a problem/dealt with elsewhere?

    Turns out its actually cloned, so skip the Tuna, Jack. Runaway cell growth can make the product actually a Tuna Tumor which is still better than a (fake) Crab Cancer. /s for the unperceptive

He wasn’t sweating, that was fluid cooling for his personal bitcoin mining rig.

Found all the chips, but missed all the dip to go with them.

So early I thought that “Dipping Oil” was a new type of CBD product for the chaw market.

Not a lawyer but doesn’t this bounty for out of state actors run into the commerce clause somehow?